Nothin’ but the Truth.

There are several connotations to this term I have coined myself. This is the guy who simply strings you along to fall helplessly in love with them and they decide that they are bored with you. They date several other girls at the same time but always make you seem like a princess. He will buy you roses for no reason and tell you are the most beautiful girl he has ever dated when there are about five other girls on his same roster. Don’t fall into this trap, girls! Here are some tips to figure out if he is legit or just a pimp:
1.He will flirt with you in a class and seem interested in being your partner for an upcoming group project.

2.He is eager to call, IM, or text you

3.Admits everything about his past relationships

4.Makes himself out to be the wounded puppy

5.Tells you that you are beautiful

6.Buys you roses for no reason

7.Never takes you to a movie rather you meet up for coffee or hang out at his apartment

8.Still talks to his ex

9.Is mildly attractive but you are still infatuated with him

10.Has the uncanny ability to talk to women about anything (borderline gay?)

11.Is an only child

12.Is not close with his family

13.Struggles in school

15. Constantly needs attention from many girls to make up for his insecurities about himself

14. Is a complete bullshitter

15.Aggressive, “rough around the edges”

16.Outgoing personality

17. Thoughtful to score bonus points with you and to keep you hanging on

18. Pretends like he cares about you and what’s going on in your life when he is really just a self-centered brat

19. Waits for you to kiss him because he needs the affirmation that your into him (again for insecurity and ego purposes)

20. Always keeps you guessing and keeps things exciting and passionate

21. Tells you exactly what you want to hear

22. Has lots of friends

23. Preys after girls who are vulnerable and don’t have much dating experience and are a challenge for him

24. Uses the excuse that he doesn’t want to be exclusive right away and wants to casually date because he just got out of a long term relationship

25. After you start to want things to go further instills the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about dating other people

26. Goes backward from dating with the potential for a relationship to just friends with benefits.

Polite Pimps are bad news. You need to stay away from this type of guy even though you think that if you can’t score with this type you will never find your true love. Believe me; you do not need to be caught up by a douche who wears a cowboy hat everyday. Listen to your friend’s advice about these guys. You need to stay away because they are deceitful and you will only get a broken heart out of dealing with this type. If you want roses go to a florist and buy them yourself. Don’t make yourself suffer through this. Beware the Polite Pimps!!!