21 Questions
December 17, 2007 at 3:08 am (21 questions, Being attached, Being single, Boring people, College, English major, Funny stuff, Life in your 20's, Love and Dating, Pittsburgh, ask yourself, bar stories, college grad, college life, commuting, conan obrien, culture, embarassing, entertainment, farts, funny, goals, graduation, guys, humor, laugh, life, living at home, marie chir, money, my life, no money, oscars, pointless, poop jokes, post graduation, quarter-life crisis, questions, random, real world, realities, relationships, sad, school, sensitive guys, stress, tests, the simpsons, writer's strike)
1. Why do I care so much?
2. Why do I care about where I’m going to be in 10 years when I don’t even know where I’m going to be in 10 seconds?
3. Why the rush?
4. Why cant I get my dream job right out of school?
5. Why can’t I be a writer for Conan?
6. Why can’t the writers settle?
7. Why can’t I pay off my credit cards?
8. Why do I worry so much?
9. Why do I care about what the guy sitting next to me thinks?
10. Why are guys either assholes or psychos?
11. Why can’t a guy just be nice and normal?
12. Why can’t I move out of my house?
13. Why must I live with such nagging?
14. Why won’t the Simpsons get better writers?
15. Why do I find fart jokes so funny?
16. Why can’t I be mature?
17. Why do I watch food network when I know I suck at cooking?
18. Why do I choose to be lame, stay in, and watch movies on Friday night?
19. Why don’t I read more?
20. Why should want to be writer?
21. Why should I move?
Answers:
1. I care because if I didn’t… who would?
2. Because if I don’t have a plan for my future I will certainly end up selling flowers outside stadiums before sporting events.
3. Because I’m impatient.
4. Because the writers strike is inconveniencing me. Also, people like Tina Fey (with no talent) get jobs easier than people who can make people laugh on SNL… ME!
5. I can and will be a writer for Conan.
6. The writers shouldn’t settle because they deserve everything. Being a writer is ridiculously difficult.
7. I don’t have job.
8. It’s my nature to worry. It’s what I do.
9. Because I’m insecure and he knows it. Plus, he’s hot.
10. Because there are only two types of guys I will meet before I find my true love: Douches and Sissies. Douches think they can get any girl in the world by playing mind games with them and leading them on to believe you like them. Sissies are pushovers and usually turn out to be clingy psychopaths…The dating world sucks ass.
11. Because guys lack those qualities.
12. Well, I don’t have money. Once I get money, I’m outta here!
13. Because that’s just the way it is. I need to learn to ignore it.
14. Why don’t the Simpsons get better writers?! That show is really bad lately!
15. Because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. I laugh at fart, poop, and burp jokes. They’re hilarious!
16. Because being mature is lame. Being irresponsible is one thing but laughing at a fart joke doesn’t make me immature.
17. Food Network rules. I used to be good at cooking. Maybe now that I’m done with school I can get back to cooking and baking. Plus, Paula Deen rules.
18. Bars suck because I end up smelling like cigarettes and fear after I leave. I also want to be a screenwriter so I tend to watch a lot of movies. Plus, I’m lame.
19. Cause I have the attention span of a 2 year old.
20. I should be a writer because I know that I can make people laugh. I just know that if I wasn’t a writer I wouldn’t be the miserable person I am today… haha!
21. Because if I don’t move I wont win my Oscar. J
Vladimir said,
December 22, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Very interesting article, I like it. And well done for your honesty.
I totally disagree with you about 10th and 11th question. You can’t say this because you don’t know all guys on this world, it’s prejudgement and I’d like to convince you that it’s not like that
And I know a lot of guys who are normal and nice.
And I also have desire to became a writer, and if you wish to became a writer, you need to read a lot and to live miscellaneous life, believe me, a lot of experiences and a lot of friends. That’s important!