Nothin’ but the Truth.

Ok, you probably know where I am going with this description. Think Abercrombie models that look prettier than you do and they’re dudes! Most of the time it isn’t too hard to figure out who is gay in college. Most roll up their jeans and wear flip-flops. They usually wear designer sunglasses, their hair looks like they just rolled out of bed yet they spend over twenty minutes with pomade to make sure the left side isn’t spikier than the right and they ALWAYS have a Starbucks beverage in their hands. If a grown man were ordering an elaborate beverage then takes a sip of it, I would say that he is not for you. Don’t count him out as a friend though. He can be of a lot of assistance in your relationships because who understands a guy better than a gay one! Plus, shopping is always an adventure because gay friends are brutally honest if you look fat, bloated, or tell you that you need to get back at doing Pilates because your ass is huge. If all else fails, you have a guaranteed date to any wedding and you know that he will be on that dance floor the entire night with white wine spritzer in hand.