Hollywood “News”
Hollywood in a nutshellà
1. Gwen Stefani is preggers with her second child. – The thing about this story is that this kid is going to be one of the most well dressed children in all of Hollywood.
2. Angelina Jolie is possibly Preggers—who knows if this is true but she needs a new stylist because that dress she wore was nothing more than a fancy bed sheet from bed bath and beyond.
3. Britney’s intervention—this is a very interesting story because who knows what is really happening. I thought it was strange how Britney was seen walking her dog late at night, crying. I think that her manager, Sam Lufti sent Britney’s “boyfriend” text messages to leave Britney alone. Also, Britney’s dad supposedly hates Lufti and has gotten in fights with him. I think this is the beginning of more madness. I hope that there isn’t a head shaving part 2.
4. SAG Awards Fashion— EWWWWW…. Whoever designed the dresses for this year’s ceremony need to recover from all their eye infections (or whatever hampers their vision) because the dresses were hideous! I am hoping that the Oscars and Grammy dresses look like dresses and not fancy bed sheets or necklaces that look like freeze-dried fruit.
5. The Oscars shall go on—The Oscars will be happening whether the writers are there or not. I don’t think it will make any difference because last year’s Oscars killed time with shadows.
6. NKOTB REUNITED!—That’s RIGHT!!! New Kids on the Block are coming together for a tour! I’m just as surprised as you! Haha!
7. Oprah chooses her new book— Yeah, that’s all well and good. However, the book that I am actually reading is Comeback Season By Cathy Day. She was my professor at Pitt and one of few professors who had faith in my writing ability. Check it out because it actually is a very good book and I hate reading books…. Hahaha!
8. Conan shaves his strike beard!—ok, so I am a little disappointed that Conan didn’t keep the beard till the strike was over. I am actually going to be in the audience on Monday! I can’t wait!
9. Rob and Big as Golden Girls?— If you didn’t see this week’s episode you MUST check it out! Not only does Meaty receive his own ad campaign but Rob and Big choose to become women in order to catch the attention of an organic cereal company. Check it out!!
