Face Farts

March 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm (Big Black, Christopher Boykin, Fart jokes, Rob and Big, belching, entertainment, family guy, frat guy humor, funny, gas, humor, im a girl and i love to burp, inside joke, jokes, odd humor, odors, out to dinner with family, personal, poop jokes, random thoughts, south park, wierd)

To be honest, I have been way too negative in some recent posts. I plan to change that with a little topic called face farts. Now, if you read my “about me” page you should know that I love South Park and Family Guy. I think fart and poop jokes are hilarious. If you don’t like that type of humor I don’t think you will enjoy this story.

Last night I went out to dinner with my family. My brother in law and I always get on the topic of gas whenever we go out to eat. I am usually belching in the booth and my mom just shakes her head. Well, I happened to have a chicken dish that had a ton of garlic on it. It was delicious, yet it gave me smelly breath. On the way home after dinner, my brother in law and I start on a topic of gas. I ended up belching and he said it smelled. Fair enough. But, he then went on to tell me that when he eats certain foods and then burps it literally smells like a fart. Ergo, that is where I coined the phrase face fart. It is when your burp stinks so bad that it smells like ass. That, my friends, is a face fart.

Have a wonderful Friday. :)

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