Sickness
10. Your hair is a mess in a ponytail on top of your head resembling Pebbles from the Flintstones
9. Wearing the same outfit for several days in a row because you are too lazy to change and/or do laundry.
8. Having to take four showers a day because you can’t breath
7. Watching TV shows that you would never watch if you were well i.e. Tyra Banks
6. Going to the bathroom every 30 minutes because you are drinking an obscene amount of liquids
5. Becoming resentful that your friends are able to go out and have fun on Friday night while you’re stuck in the house watching Full House re-runs with your mom.
4. Taking meds that make you feel like your heart is about to burst out of your chest
3. Eating chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup and chicken noodle soup
2. Gaining weight because the only exercise you engage in is walking to the bathroom
1. Your collection of snot-filled tissues scattered about your house
