Dancing with the Stars— Who are These People?!

I started watching this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” but there was one problem— I don’t know half of these “stars”. I know Adam Corolla (Love Line, Man Show) but there are some that I’ve never heard of. The Latin guy, for one. I have never seen him and somehow he is a star? Presley is only a star because she married Elvis. Steve Gutenburg?! Seriously?! I haven’t seen him in years and his face scares me after all the plastic surgery and spray tans. I think the only person who deserves to win the competition is the deaf woman. She is trying to learn the steps without music and has to constantly look over at her translator.My “favorite” dance of the night has to be the Broadway star who barely moved. She didn’t even dance. Haha! I kinda find it funny that any girl who is larger than a size 12 is cast as the lead in “Hairspray.” I know the role is for a larger girl but there don’t seem to be any other roles for the bigger gals on Broadway. Her dancing was so bad that I had to share the video. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgZTyERgQKc
I swear “dancing with the stars” is scraping the bottom of the showbiz barrel. They really need to find someone new because I thought the lowest they could go was Marc Cuban last year but I apparently was mistaken.