Newlyweds Part 2?
As you may know, I don’t care for the Simpson family all that much. I think the “The Simpsons” tv show is more realistic than the real Simpson family that is comprised of Joe, mama simpson, Jessica and Ashley. The news broke this week of the impending marriage between Ashley Simpson and “rocker” boyfriend of 2 years Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz. Am I shocked? Not really. I think it was only a matter of time before Joe Simpson needed a new media blitz since Jessica has been off the radar for some months now. Sure, Jessica is dating Tony Romo (Cowboys QB) but I actually think there may be something there between the two of them…. No, wait, I’m kidding. I think that Tony Romo is too dull and lowkey for the star-crazed Simpson crew that the next logical step was for their wannabe-lipsyncing-nosejob getting-hair dying-no talent- punk rock daughter to marry another poser. It’s only appropriate, I think.
So, what’s the deal with this big Simpson wedding? Well, no details just yet but I can only imagine Jessica giving Ashley a copy of her book (Yes, that’s right, Jessica Simpson “Wrote” a book about wedding days). How funny would that be? Do you really think Ashley would take Jessica’s advice? I just can’t wait for the promos for “Newlyweds Part 2: The Husband wears more makeup than his wife edition. I think it will certainly be a ratings smash. Let’s get real- The Simpson family is insane and Pete Wentz is an idiot for getting involved. Nick was the smartest one out of them all.