Nothin’ but the Truth.

Brooke– I think she may be the only normal one out of this whole bunch. I read recently in an US Weekly interview that she is trying to make the best of the terrible situation. If you have been living under a rock for the past year, you should know that the Hogans went from VH1 reality ratings grabbers to jailbirds and cradle-robbers. Brooke has a new reality show premiering tomorrow on VH1 and from the previews it looks mildly entertaining. I think for the most part people will tune in just to see her mental state. Brooke said she is still very close with her father (Hulk) but doesn’t speak with her mother. She feels very uncomfortable around the idea of her mother dating one of Brooke’s schoolyard chums. It’s a bit gross. So why after all of this drama would she want to do a TV show? Well, I think the rest of her family answers that question…. Publicity whores.

Nick Hogan– He was showboat younger brother on Hogan Knows Best and now he is crying in a jailcell. Do I feel bad for Nick Hogan? Uhh…. NO! He was a douchebag on TV because he is one in real life. He was driving 80 mph with his buddy and crashed his car. His friend was a serviceman and now is on a respirator for the rest of his life. Nick is young, stupid and rich…. I don’t anyone else would have gotten a different sentence. Nick got what he deserved. I found it funny and disturbing that one a taped phone conversation with his father that he wanted his own reality show just like Brooke. Again, Publicity whores.

Linda Hogan– Cradle-robber. Simple as that. Oh and she wants all of Hulk’s money. Surprise there when on the show all she was doing was shopping. Linda and Hulk were married for 24 years until Linda secretly filed for divorce last November. That just shows her class. When you are in the public eye you need represent yourself with some class. Too bad Linda missed that memo. She no longer sees her daughter unless they are at the jail visiting Nick at the same time. Is a nineteen year old really worth losing your daughter? I guess for Linda Hogan it is.

HULK– Hulk is used to the public eye. He has been a staple in the wrestling world for years. This, however is different from the scripts of the WWE. Hulk is battling to save properties that he once shared with his estranged wife. He is also trying to mend a relationship between Brooke and Nick. So, Does Hogan Know Best? Turns out he is also dating someone substantially younger than him (not a 19 year old, though). This woman looks eerily like his ex. She is 32 with bleached blonde hair and tan skin that looks like leather. I just want to warn all you stars out there that reality TV is bad news. Stars need to be working on SCRIPTED shows and let reality TV just die. Is there hope for the Hogan family? I guess we will just have to watch and see.

http://www.usmagazine.com/brooke-hogan-confirms-her-mom-forty-eight-is-dating-nineteen-year-old – an excerpt from an Us Weekly interview with Brooke.

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